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  <pubDate>Sat, 26 Aug 2006 19:18:11 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Who would have guessed?</title>
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  <description>&lt;a name=&quot;cutid1&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;b&gt;I Am A:&lt;/b&gt; Chaotic Good GnomeBard Ranger&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;u&gt;Alignment:&lt;/u&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Chaotic Good&lt;/b&gt; characters are independent types with a strong belief in the value of goodness. They have little use for governments and other forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;u&gt;Race:&lt;/u&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Gnomes&lt;/b&gt; are also short, like dwarves, but much skinnier. They have no beards, and are very inclined towards technology, although they have been known to dabble in magic, too. They tend to be fun-loving and fond of jokes and humor. Some gnomes live underground, and some live in cities and villages. They are very tolerant of other races, and are generally well-liked, though occasionally considered frivolous.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;u&gt;Primary Class:&lt;/u&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Bards&lt;/b&gt; are the entertainers. They sing, dance, and play instruments to make other people happy, and, frequently, make money. They also tend to dabble in magic a bit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;u&gt;Secondary Class:&lt;/u&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Rangers&lt;/b&gt; are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;u&gt;Deity:&lt;/u&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Finder Wyvernspur&lt;/b&gt; is the Chaotic Neutral god of the cycle of life and the transformation of art, although he leans heavily towards Good. He is also known as the Nameless Bard. Followers of Finder believe that everything must change in order to grow and thrive. Their preferred weapon is the bastard sword.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Find out &lt;a href=&quot;http://neppyman.irulethe.net/dndwho/index.html&quot; target=&quot;mt&quot;&gt;What D&amp;amp;D Character Are You?&lt;/a&gt;, courtesy of&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=neppyman&quot; target=&quot;mt&quot;&gt;&lt;img height=&quot;17&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; src=&quot;http://img.livejournal.com/userinfo.gif&quot; align=&quot;absmiddle&quot; width=&quot;17&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.livejournal.com/users/neppyman/&quot; target=&quot;mt&quot;&gt;NeppyMan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;mailto:neppyman@yahoo.com&quot;&gt;(e-mail)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 18 Jul 2006 02:20:32 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Trying to save a friend...</title>
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  <description>Eric carries Alec through the portal to his appartment. After setting him carefully down on the couch, he goes to the closet and finds a spare blanket, which he places over the other man. Then he slips into the kitchen to start some tea.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 16 Jul 2006 19:12:25 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;table width=&quot;350&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#98FB98&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif&quot; style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;You Are Japanese Food&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#CAFBCA&quot;&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://images.blogthings.com/whatkindoffoodareyouquiz/japanese-food.jpg&quot; height=&quot;100&quot; width=&quot;100&quot;&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Strange yet delicious.&lt;br /&gt;Contrary to popular belief, you&apos;re not always eaten raw.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindoffoodareyouquiz/&quot;&gt;What Kind of Food Are You?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 06 Jul 2006 21:12:40 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Damn you, Ali, for tagging me.</title>
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  <description>You really expect a Bard to choose &lt;i&gt;only seven songs???&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Instructions: List seven songs you are into right now. No matter what the genre, whether they have words, or even if they&apos;re any good, but they must be songs you&apos;re really enjoying now. Post these instructions in your Livejournal along with your seven songs. Then tag seven other people to see what they&apos;re listening to.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name=&quot;cutid1&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Brandenburg Concerto #3, Bach&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sing365.com/music/Lyric.nsf/The-Entertainer-lyrics-Billy-Joel/2F682FB74483AC17482568700023122A&amp;quot;&quot;&gt;The Entertainer,&lt;/a&gt; Billy Joel&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;I am the entertainer&lt;br /&gt;And I&apos;ve had to pay my price&lt;br /&gt;The things I did not know at first&lt;br /&gt;I learned by doin&apos; twice&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.lyricsdomain.com/1/alanis_morissette/perfect.html&quot;&gt;Perfect,&lt;/a&gt; Alanis Morrisette&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Sometimes is never quite enough&lt;br /&gt;If you&apos;re flawless, then you&apos;ll win my love&lt;br /&gt;Don&apos;t forget to win first place&lt;br /&gt;Don&apos;t forget to keep that smile on your face&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.lyrics007.com/3%20Doors%20Down%20Lyrics/My%20World%20Lyrics.html&quot;&gt;My World,&lt;/a&gt; 3 Doors Down&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;And you&apos;re trapped inside this world you made yourself&lt;br /&gt;but that&apos;s not the world I live in&lt;br /&gt;this is not the life for me&lt;br /&gt;cause my world is bigger than your problems&lt;br /&gt;and it&apos;s bigger than me&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. Farewell to Music, Turlough O&apos;Carolan&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.anysonglyrics.com/lyrics/t/theoryofadeadman/makeupyourmind.htm&quot;&gt;Make Up Your Mind,&lt;/a&gt; Theory of a Deadman&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Make up your mind and I&apos;ll make up mine&lt;br /&gt;Don&apos;t worry about me, I&apos;ll be fine&lt;br /&gt;Those words that you said to me, why wasn&apos;t I listening?&lt;br /&gt;I wish I hadn&apos;t met you at all, I started thinking&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;ll sit back and relax and wait for the morning&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We&apos;ll wake up, we&apos;ll make up and do this for the last time&lt;br /&gt;We&apos;ll wake up, we&apos;ll make up and do this for the last time&lt;br /&gt;If we break up, we&apos;ll wind up losing both of our minds&lt;br /&gt;So wake up, let&apos;s make up and do this for the last time&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7. Molly on the Shore, Percy Aldridge Grainger&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;m not going to tag people beacuase I can&apos;t think of seven people who read this journal. Pathetic, hmm?</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 29 Jun 2006 17:41:33 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Spaceship...</title>
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style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;The Detailed Starship Quiz&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor=&quot;#6699CC&quot;&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;left&quot; valign=&quot;middle&quot; style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;LiveJournal Username&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;left&quot; valign=&quot;middle&quot;&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;textbox&quot; name=&quot;ljusername&quot; value=&quot;nybard&quot; size=&quot;20&quot; maxlength=&quot;64&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor=&quot;#6699CC&quot;&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;left&quot; valign=&quot;middle&quot; style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Spaceship Name&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;left&quot; valign=&quot;middle&quot;&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;textbox&quot; name=&quot;input:0&quot; value=&quot;Mad Maudlin&quot; size=&quot;20&quot; maxlength=&quot;64&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor=&quot;#6699CC&quot;&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;left&quot; valign=&quot;middle&quot; style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Spaceship Size&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;left&quot; 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piloting is by strategically hugging it&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;12&quot; selected=&quot;selected&quot;&gt;Passive-aggressive banter with ship&apos;s computer&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;13&quot;&gt;The Time Lords or Somebody tells us where to go&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;14&quot;&gt;Thinking really hard about the destination&lt;/option&gt;&lt;/select&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor=&quot;#6699CC&quot;&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;left&quot; valign=&quot;middle&quot; style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;How is the spaceship powered?&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;left&quot; valign=&quot;middle&quot;&gt;&lt;select name=&quot;input:3&quot;&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;0&quot;&gt;Fission&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;1&quot;&gt;Fusion&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;2&quot;&gt;Antimatter&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;3&quot;&gt;Irradiating Crystals&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;4&quot;&gt;Rock Music&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;5&quot;&gt;Coal-fired Steam&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;6&quot;&gt;Wood-burning Steam&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;7&quot;&gt;Gasoline&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;8&quot;&gt;Love&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;9&quot;&gt;Forcing two people who can&apos;t stand each other to make out on the bridge&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;10&quot;&gt;Baby seals&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;11&quot;&gt;Smiles&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;12&quot;&gt;Dimensional Anomaly&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;13&quot;&gt;By feeding the alien creature that&apos;s the engine&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;14&quot;&gt;Sexual Frustration&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;15&quot; selected=&quot;selected&quot;&gt;Earl Gray Tea&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;16&quot;&gt;Milk&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;17&quot;&gt;Water&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;18&quot;&gt;Garbage&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;19&quot;&gt;Tickling a member of an alien species while it&apos;s hooked up to the reactor&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;20&quot;&gt;Ostrich or Chicken Critters on Treadmills&lt;/option&gt;&lt;/select&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor=&quot;#6699CC&quot;&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;left&quot; valign=&quot;middle&quot; style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;What&apos;s the upholstery like on the seats?&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;left&quot; valign=&quot;middle&quot;&gt;&lt;select name=&quot;input:4&quot;&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;0&quot;&gt;Hard Plastic&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;1&quot;&gt;Soft Plastic&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;2&quot;&gt;Cloth Upholstery&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;3&quot; selected=&quot;selected&quot;&gt;Leather Upholstery&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;4&quot;&gt;Cloth like a Louis XIV Couch&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;5&quot;&gt;That gel stuff they put on bike seats&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;6&quot;&gt;Beanbag chairs&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;7&quot;&gt;Inflatable chairs&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;8&quot;&gt;Vinyl&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;9&quot;&gt;Baby Seal&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;10&quot;&gt;Brushed Aluminum&lt;/option&gt;&lt;/select&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor=&quot;#6699CC&quot;&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;left&quot; valign=&quot;middle&quot; style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;How do you see outside the spaceship?&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;left&quot; valign=&quot;middle&quot;&gt;&lt;select name=&quot;input:5&quot;&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;0&quot;&gt;Portholes&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;1&quot;&gt;Large, hopefully sturdy windows&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;2&quot;&gt;Big flat screen&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;3&quot; selected=&quot;selected&quot;&gt;Holographic projector in center of bridge&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;4&quot;&gt;Small screens near each station&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;5&quot;&gt;Wristwatch TVs&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;6&quot;&gt;The power of imagination&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;7&quot;&gt;The computer narrates like a movie for the blind&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;8&quot;&gt;The computer sings an Australian songline&lt;/option&gt;&lt;/select&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor=&quot;#6699CC&quot;&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;left&quot; valign=&quot;middle&quot; style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;What&apos;s the spaceship&apos;s primary purpose?&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;left&quot; valign=&quot;middle&quot;&gt;&lt;select name=&quot;input:6&quot;&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;0&quot; selected=&quot;selected&quot;&gt;Pleasure&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;1&quot;&gt;Exploration&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;2&quot;&gt;Combat&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;3&quot;&gt;Cargo Hauling&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;4&quot;&gt;Garbage Disposal&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;5&quot;&gt;Science&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;6&quot;&gt;Agriculture&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;7&quot;&gt;Raw Materials Extraction&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;8&quot;&gt;Transportation&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;9&quot;&gt;Communications&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;10&quot;&gt;Smuggling&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;11&quot;&gt;Gambling&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;12&quot;&gt;Spreading Love and Happiness&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;13&quot;&gt;Rock Music&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value=&quot;14&quot;&gt;Other&lt;/option&gt;&lt;/select&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor=&quot;#6699CC&quot;&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;left&quot; valign=&quot;middle&quot; style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;What&apos;s the Captain&apos;s catchphrase?&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;left&quot; valign=&quot;middle&quot;&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;textbox&quot; name=&quot;input:7&quot; value=&quot;Eric O&amp;#39;Banyon, at your service&quot; size=&quot;20&quot; maxlength=&quot;64&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor=&quot;#6699CC&quot; height=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor=&quot;#336699&quot;&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;left&quot; valign=&quot;middle&quot; style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Main Weapon System:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF; font-weight:bold;&quot; align=&quot;left&quot; valign=&quot;middle&quot;&gt;Distortion Cannon&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor=&quot;#336699&quot;&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;left&quot; valign=&quot;middle&quot; style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Main Defensive System:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF; font-weight:bold;&quot; 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valign=&quot;middle&quot; style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Voice of the ship&apos;s computer:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF; font-weight:bold;&quot; align=&quot;left&quot; valign=&quot;middle&quot;&gt;alec_troven&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor=&quot;#336699&quot;&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;left&quot; valign=&quot;middle&quot; style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Finds mandatory uniform unflattering:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF; font-weight:bold;&quot; align=&quot;left&quot; valign=&quot;middle&quot;&gt;alec_troven&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor=&quot;#336699&quot;&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;left&quot; valign=&quot;middle&quot; style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Looks sexy in mandatory uniform:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF; font-weight:bold;&quot; align=&quot;left&quot; valign=&quot;middle&quot;&gt;colajunkie&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor=&quot;#336699&quot;&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;left&quot; valign=&quot;middle&quot; style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Ripped sleeves off mandatory uniform:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF; font-weight:bold;&quot; align=&quot;left&quot; valign=&quot;middle&quot;&gt;la_bard&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor=&quot;#336699&quot;&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;left&quot; valign=&quot;middle&quot; style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Spends an unhealthy amount of time in the weapons locker:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF; font-weight:bold;&quot; align=&quot;left&quot; valign=&quot;middle&quot;&gt;dream_departed&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor=&quot;#003366&quot; height=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor=&quot;#003366&quot;&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; valign=&quot;middle&quot;&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;submit&quot; name=&quot;submit&quot; value=&quot;Fill in your answers and click here!&quot; style=&quot;font-size: 9pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor=&quot;#003366&quot;&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; valign=&quot;middle&quot;&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot; 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  <pubDate>Thu, 29 Jun 2006 14:44:41 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Joining the game...</title>
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  <description>&lt;table border=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;2&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; width=&quot;204&quot; bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;table border=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; width=&quot;200&quot; bgcolor=&quot;#CCCC00&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; bgcolor=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.remotegoat.co.uk/livetrumps.php?a=090fa&amp;amp;u=nybard&amp;amp;r=19&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;white&quot;&gt;LIVE TRUMPS&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; height=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://nybard.livejournal.com&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;black&quot;&gt;nybard&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; height=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/48270210/5568015&quot; width=&quot;200&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; height=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr valign=&quot;middle&quot;&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;black&quot;&gt;Player 2329&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;black&quot;&gt;nybard&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; height=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr valign=&quot;middle&quot; height=&quot;1&quot;&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; height=&quot;1&quot; bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; height=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr valign=&quot;middle&quot;&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;black&quot;&gt;Social Rating&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;black&quot;&gt;16&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; height=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr valign=&quot;middle&quot; height=&quot;1&quot;&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; height=&quot;1&quot; bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; height=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr valign=&quot;middle&quot;&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;black&quot;&gt;Sophistication&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;black&quot;&gt;17&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; height=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr valign=&quot;middle&quot; height=&quot;1&quot;&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; height=&quot;1&quot; bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; height=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr valign=&quot;middle&quot;&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;black&quot;&gt;Speed&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;black&quot;&gt;0.52&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; height=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr valign=&quot;middle&quot; height=&quot;1&quot;&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; height=&quot;1&quot; bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; height=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr valign=&quot;middle&quot;&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;black&quot;&gt;Honesty&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;black&quot;&gt;100.00%&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; height=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr valign=&quot;middle&quot; height=&quot;1&quot;&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; height=&quot;1&quot; bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; height=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr valign=&quot;middle&quot;&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;black&quot;&gt;Ambiguity&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;black&quot;&gt;84&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; 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  <pubDate>Tue, 27 Jun 2006 14:59:40 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Tannim, really...</title>
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  <description>&lt;div style=&quot;background-color:#555; color:#eee; padding:8px 16px;border:8px #000 outset; width:60%; font-family:helvetica, sans-serif; text-align:center&quot;&gt;&lt;h3 style=&quot;color:#fe0; background-color:#777; padding:8px; margin:0px&quot;&gt;I died in the Dungeon of Nybard&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;p&gt;I was killed in a dark fountain room by &lt;b&gt;Son Of Dragons the gelatinous cube&lt;/b&gt;, whilst carrying...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; the Wand of Helping Runaways, the Sword of Bards, the Armour of Music, the Axe of Gargoyles and 41 gold pieces.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;color:#fe0; background-color:#777; padding:8px&quot;&gt;Score: &lt;b&gt;20&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://thesurrealist.co.uk/dungeon?user=nybard&quot; style=&quot;color:#fe0;&quot;&gt;Explore the Dungeon of Nybard&lt;/a&gt; and try to beat this score,&lt;br&gt;or enter your username to generate and explore your own dungeon...&lt;form action=&quot;http://thesurrealist.co.uk/dungeon&quot; method=&quot;get&quot;&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;text&quot; name=&quot;user&quot; style=&quot;background: #fff url(http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) no-repeat scroll 0px 1px; padding-left: 18px; color: rgb(0, 0, 204); font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;submit&quot; value=&quot;Go&quot;&gt;&lt;/form&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 18 Jun 2006 20:53:16 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>((Let&apos;s all thank Veet for the new icon. Eric deserves it. Big time.))</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 18 Jun 2006 16:24:33 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Terenil. In the Nexus. Drinking Coke. If I help him, will I change my future? If he&apos;s sober, will he not die?</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 12 Jun 2006 19:51:25 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>1) Bold what is true about you.&lt;br /&gt;2) Italicize what you wish was true about you.&lt;br /&gt;3) Add one true thing about you to the end of the list.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name=&quot;cutid1&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;* I miss somebody right now. &lt;br /&gt;* I don&apos;t watch much TV these days.&lt;br /&gt;* I own lots of books.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* I wear glasses or contact lenses.&lt;br /&gt;* I love to play video games.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;* I&apos;ve tried marijuana.&lt;/b&gt; (More than tried.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;* I&apos;ve watched porn movies.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;* I believe honesty is usually always the best policy.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* I curse.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;* I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;* I have broken someone&apos;s bones.&lt;/b&gt; (The number of battles I&apos;ve been in, I&apos;m sure I have.)&lt;br /&gt;* I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.&lt;br /&gt;* I hate the rain.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;* I&apos;m paranoid at times.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.&lt;br /&gt;* I need/want money right now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;* I love sushi.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* I talk really, really fast.&lt;br /&gt;* I have fresh breath in the morning.&lt;br /&gt;* I have long hair. &lt;br /&gt;* I have lost money in Las Vegas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;* I have at least one sibling. &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* I was born in a country outside of the U.S. &lt;br /&gt;* I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.&lt;br /&gt;* I couldn&apos;t survive without Caller I.D. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;* I like the way that I look.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.&lt;br /&gt;* I am usually pessimistic.&lt;br /&gt;* I have a lot of mood swings.&lt;br /&gt;* I think prostitution should be legalized.&lt;br /&gt;* I slept with a roommate.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;* I have a hidden talent.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* I&apos;m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;* I have a lot of friends.&lt;br /&gt;* I have pecked someone of the same sex.&lt;/b&gt; (&apos;Pecked?&apos; Couldn&apos;t they find a better way to say that? &apos;Kissed&apos; maybe?)&lt;br /&gt;* I enjoy talking on the phone.&lt;br /&gt;* I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.&lt;br /&gt;* I love to shop and/or window shop.&lt;br /&gt;* I&apos;m obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.&lt;br /&gt;* I&apos;m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;* I have a cell phone.&lt;/b&gt; (Finally broke down and got one.)&lt;br /&gt;* I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;* I&apos;ve rejected someone before.&lt;br /&gt;* I currently like/love someone.&lt;/b&gt; (Maybe I should tell her.)&lt;br /&gt;* I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.&lt;br /&gt;* I want to have children in the future. &lt;br /&gt;* I have changed a diaper before.&lt;br /&gt;* I&apos;ve called the cops on a friend before.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;* I&apos;m not allergic to anything. &lt;br /&gt;* I have a lot to learn.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* I am shy around the opposite sex.&lt;br /&gt;* I&apos;m online 24/7, even as an away message. &lt;br /&gt;* I have at least 5 away messages saved.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;* I have tried alcohol or drugs before.&lt;/b&gt; (Ouch.)&lt;br /&gt;* I have made a move on a friend&apos;s significant other or crush in the past.&lt;br /&gt;* I own the &quot;South Park&quot; movie.&lt;br /&gt;* I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;* I enjoy some country music.&lt;/b&gt; (I enjoy most music)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;* I would die for my best friends.&lt;br /&gt;* I&apos;m obsessive, and often a perfectionist.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* I have used my sexuality to advance my career.&lt;br /&gt;* Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.&lt;br /&gt;* I have dated a close friend&apos;s ex.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;* I am happy at this moment.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* I&apos;m obsessed with guys.&lt;br /&gt;* Democrat.&lt;br /&gt;* Republican.&lt;br /&gt;* I am punk rockish.&lt;br /&gt;* I go for older guys/girls, not younger. &lt;br /&gt;* I study for tests most of the time. &lt;br /&gt;* I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I&apos;ve ever met.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;* I can work on a car.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;* I love my job(s).&lt;br /&gt;* I am comfortable with who I am right now.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* I have more than just my ears pierced.&lt;br /&gt;* I walk barefoot wherever I can.&lt;br /&gt;* I have jumped off a bridge.&lt;br /&gt;* I love sea turtles.&lt;br /&gt;* I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.&lt;br /&gt;* I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;* I am proficient on a musical instrument.&lt;/b&gt; (Or several.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;* I hate office jobs.&lt;br /&gt;* I went to college out of state.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* I am adopted. &lt;br /&gt;* I am a pyro.&lt;br /&gt;* I have thrown up from crying too much.&lt;br /&gt;* I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;* I fall for the worst people.&lt;/b&gt; I used to.&lt;br /&gt;* I adore bright colors.&lt;br /&gt;* I usually like covers better than originals.&lt;br /&gt;* I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.&lt;br /&gt;* I can pick up things with my toes.&lt;br /&gt;* I can&apos;t whistle.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;* I have ridden/owned a horse.&lt;/b&gt; Does an Elvensteed count?&lt;br /&gt;* I still have every journal I&apos;ve ever written in. &lt;br /&gt;* I talk in my sleep.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;* I&apos;ve often thought that I was born in the wrong century.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.&lt;br /&gt;* I wear a toe ring.&lt;br /&gt;* I have a tattoo.&lt;br /&gt;* I can&apos;t stand at LEAST one person that I work with.&lt;br /&gt;* I am a caffeine junkie. &lt;br /&gt;* I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I&apos;m not ashamed at all.&lt;br /&gt;* If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.&lt;br /&gt;* I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.&lt;br /&gt;* I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.&lt;br /&gt;* I&apos;m an artist.&lt;br /&gt;* I am ambidextrous.&lt;br /&gt;* I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.&lt;br /&gt;* If it weren&apos;t for having to see other people naked, I&apos;d live in a nudist colony.&lt;br /&gt;* I hate my toes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;* I did this Meme even though I wasn&apos;t tagged by the person who took it before me. &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* I have more friends on the internet than in real life.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;* I have lived in either three different states or countries. &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;* I am extremely flexible.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* I love hugs more than kisses.&lt;br /&gt;* I want to own my own business. &lt;br /&gt;* I smoke.&lt;br /&gt;* I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;* Nobody has ever said I&apos;m normal. &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.&lt;br /&gt;* I am proficient in the use of many types firearms and combat weapons. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;* I like the way women look in stylized men&apos;s suits.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* I don&apos;t like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;* I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. &lt;br /&gt;* I have played strip poker with someone else before.&lt;br /&gt;* I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.&lt;/b&gt; (Oh, have I ever.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;* I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* I can&apos;t stand being alone.&lt;br /&gt;* I have at least one obsession at any given time.&lt;br /&gt;* I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.&lt;br /&gt;* I&apos;m a judgmental asshole.&lt;br /&gt;* I&apos;m a HUGE drama-queen.&lt;br /&gt;* I have traveled on more than one continent.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;* I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.&lt;/b&gt; (And how guilty I feel about that now...)&lt;br /&gt;* I need people to tell me I&apos;m good at something in order to feel that I am.&lt;br /&gt;* I am a Libertarian.&lt;br /&gt;* I can speak more than one language.&lt;br /&gt;* I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;* I would rather read than watch TV.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* I like reading fact more than fiction.&lt;br /&gt;* I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. &lt;br /&gt;* I have no piercings.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;* I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.&lt;/b&gt; (I was &lt;i&gt;living&lt;/i&gt; on the streets for awhile, there.)&lt;br /&gt;* I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.&lt;br /&gt;* I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.&lt;br /&gt;* I&apos;ve been married and am now divorced.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;* There have been times when I have wondered &quot;Why was I born?&quot; and may/may not have cried over it.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* I like most animals better than most people.&lt;br /&gt;* I own a collection of retro games consoles.&lt;br /&gt;* The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.&lt;br /&gt;* I have hit someone with a dead fish.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;* I have written/read erotic stories.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* I am compulsively honest.&lt;br /&gt;* I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.&lt;br /&gt;* I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.&lt;br /&gt;* I have gone from wishing I was a boy to revelling in being a girl to feeling like a boy again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.&lt;br /&gt;* I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;* I sometimes won&apos;t sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.&lt;br /&gt;* I dislike milk.&lt;br /&gt;* I obsessively wash my hands.&lt;br /&gt;* I always carry something significant around with me. &lt;br /&gt;* Sometimes I&apos;d rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;* I&apos;ve pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;* I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* I&apos;ve liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;* I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.&lt;/b&gt; (Well, they &lt;i&gt;wanted&lt;/i&gt; to turn the machines off...)&lt;br /&gt;* Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. So many people generate their own problems.&lt;br /&gt;* I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.&lt;br /&gt;* I do not &apos;get&apos; most comedy acts.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;* I don&apos;t think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* I don&apos;t like to chew gum.&lt;br /&gt;* I am obsessed with history/historical things and can&apos;t wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;* I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.&lt;/b&gt; (Ah, the usefulness of elvensteeds)&lt;br /&gt;* Had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. ...many would argue that I never grew out of this phase.&lt;br /&gt;* Wishes people would be more empathic and honest with each other.&lt;br /&gt;* I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.&lt;br /&gt;* I love to sing.&lt;br /&gt;* I want to live in my mother&apos;s basement when I grow up.&lt;br /&gt;* I have a custom-built computer.&lt;br /&gt;* I want to create a certain someone&apos;s babies, even though there&apos;s a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.&lt;br /&gt;* I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;* I&apos;ve gone skinny-dipping.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* I&apos;ve performed in three plays, all of them Shakespeare.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;* I enjoy burritos.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;* I&apos;m Irish and lovin&apos; it.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;* I have a thing for redheads.&lt;/b&gt; (I used to. Ouch.)&lt;br /&gt;* I am a twin! ...sort of.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;* Most times, I&apos;d rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically &apos;fun&apos;.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;* Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;* I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* I wish I could do high school all over again.&lt;br /&gt;* I don&apos;t know what I&apos;d do if my pet died on me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;* I can be very blunt at times.&lt;/b&gt; (Ah, Bardic diplomacy, and my inability to actually use it most of the time...)&lt;br /&gt;* I have a robot dog, but never figured out how to put it together so I gave it to my kid.&lt;br /&gt;* I like being in charge.&lt;br /&gt;* I have stolen or participated in stealing three cars, one police car, a snowmobile, a shuttle train, a cargo plane, and a decommissioned fighter jet.&lt;br /&gt;* I can eat 4 times as much food as a normal person and not gain an ounce of fat.&lt;br /&gt;* I have killed people and didn&apos;t regret it.&lt;br /&gt;* As much as I miss home, I regret having ever left Earth.&lt;br /&gt;* I would have gladly left my parents for dead. (I could never be that ruthless.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;* I wish I didn&apos;t feel guilty about certain things.&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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  <title>OOC: Betting pool!</title>
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  <description>Veet and I were discussing the series, and how all the titles are from the song Mad Tom O&apos;Bedlam. And so we thought, hmmm, I wonder what the next one will be called? So, place your bets, if you will. You won&apos;t win anything, of course, because I&apos;m cheap, but you&apos;ll get a wonderful warm glow.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name=&quot;cutid1&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(Current titles in bold)&lt;br /&gt;(Claimed guesses in italics)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For to see Mad Tom of Bedlam&lt;br /&gt;Ten thousand miles I traveled&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Mad Maudlin&lt;/b&gt; goes on dirty toes&lt;br /&gt;To save her shoes from gravel.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Still I sing bonny boys, &lt;i&gt;bonny mad boys&lt;/i&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;   &lt;b&gt;Bedlam boys&lt;/b&gt; are bonny  &lt;br /&gt;   For they all go bare and they live by the air &lt;br /&gt;   And they want &lt;i&gt;no drink nor money&lt;/i&gt;.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I went down to Satan&apos;s kitchen&lt;br /&gt;To break my fast one morning&lt;br /&gt;And there I got souls piping hot&lt;br /&gt;All on the spit a-turning.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There I took a cauldron&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Where boiled ten thousand harlots&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Though full of flame I drank the same&lt;br /&gt;To the health of all such varlets.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My staff has murdered giants&lt;br /&gt;My bag a long knife carries&lt;br /&gt;To cut mince pies from children&apos;s thighs&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;For which to feed the fairies.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No gypsy, slut or doxy&lt;br /&gt;Shall win my mad Tom from me&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;ll weep all night, with stars I&apos;ll fight&lt;br /&gt;The fray shall well become me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;From the hag and hungry goblin&lt;br /&gt;That into rags would rend ye,&lt;br /&gt;All the sprites that stand by the naked man&lt;br /&gt;In the book of moons, defend ye.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;With a thought I took for Maudlin, &lt;br /&gt;And a cruse of cockle pottage, &lt;br /&gt;With a thing thus tall, Sky bless you all,&lt;br /&gt;I befell into this dotage.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I slept not since the Conquest, &lt;br /&gt;Till then I never waked, &lt;br /&gt;Till the naked (rougish) boy of love where I lay &lt;br /&gt;Me found and stript me naked.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I know more than Apollo, &lt;br /&gt;For oft when he lies sleeping &lt;br /&gt;I see the stars at mortal wars &lt;br /&gt;In the wounded welkin weeping.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The moon embrace her shepherd, &lt;br /&gt;And the Queen of Love her warrior, &lt;br /&gt;While the first doth horn the star of morn,&lt;br /&gt;And the next the heavenly farrier.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Of thirty years have I&lt;br /&gt;Twice twenty been enraged&lt;br /&gt; And of forty been three times fifteen&lt;br /&gt;In durance soundly caged &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On the lordly lofts of Bedlam&lt;br /&gt;With stubble soft and dainty,&lt;br /&gt;Brave bracelets strong, sweet whips, ding-dong,&lt;br /&gt;With wholesome hunger plenty.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When I short have shorn my sour-face&lt;br /&gt;And swigged my horny barrel&lt;br /&gt;In an oaken inn, I pound my skin&lt;br /&gt;As a suit of gilt apparel.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The moon&apos;s my constant mistress, &lt;br /&gt;And the lonely owl my marrow; &lt;br /&gt;The flaming drake and the night crow make &lt;br /&gt;Me &lt;b&gt;music to my sorrow.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The &lt;b&gt;spirits white as lightening&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Would on my travels guide me&lt;br /&gt;The stars would shake and the moon would quake&lt;br /&gt;Whenever they espied me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And then that I&apos;ll be murdering&lt;br /&gt;The Man in the Moon to the powder&lt;br /&gt;His staff I&apos;ll break, his dog I&apos;ll shake&lt;br /&gt;And there&apos;ll howl no demon louder.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;With a host of &lt;i&gt;furious fancies&lt;/i&gt;, &lt;br /&gt;Whereof I am commander, &lt;br /&gt;With a burning spear and a horse of air &lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;To the wilderness I wander.&lt;/i&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;By a &lt;b&gt;knight of ghosts and shadows&lt;/b&gt; &lt;br /&gt;I &lt;b&gt;summoned&lt;/b&gt; am &lt;b&gt;to tourney&lt;/b&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Ten leagues &lt;b&gt;beyond&lt;/b&gt; the wide &lt;b&gt;world&apos;s end&lt;/b&gt;-&lt;br /&gt;Methinks it is no journey.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The palsy plagues my pulses&lt;br /&gt;When I prig your pigs or pullen&lt;br /&gt;Your culvers take, or matchless make&lt;br /&gt;Your Chanticleer or sullen.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When I want provant, with Humphry&lt;br /&gt;I sup, an when benighted&lt;br /&gt;I repose in Paul&apos;s with waking souls,&lt;br /&gt;Yet &lt;i&gt;never am affrighted.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Gipsys, Snap and Pedro&lt;br /&gt;Are none of Tom&apos;s comradoes,&lt;br /&gt;The punk I scorn, and the cutpurse sworn&lt;br /&gt;And the roaring boy&apos;s bravadoes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The meek, the white, the gentle,&lt;br /&gt;Me handle not nor spare not;&lt;br /&gt;But those that cross Tom Rhinoceros(Rynosseross)&lt;br /&gt;Do what the panther dare not&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That of your five sound senses&lt;br /&gt;You never be forsaken, &lt;br /&gt;Nor wander from your selves with Tom&lt;br /&gt;Abroad to beg your bacon.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;ll bark against the Dog-Star&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;ll crow away the morning&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;ll chase the Moon till it be noon&lt;br /&gt;And I&apos;ll make her leave her horning.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I now reprent that ever&lt;br /&gt;Poor Tom was so disdain-ed&lt;br /&gt;My wits are lost since him I crossed&lt;br /&gt;Which makes me &lt;i&gt;thus go chained&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So drink to Tom of Bedlam&lt;br /&gt;Go fill the seas in barrels&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;ll drink it all, well brewed with gall&lt;br /&gt;And maudlin drunk I&apos;ll quarrel&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I vote for the ten thousand harlots, myself.&lt;br /&gt;ETA: To have a serious vote, I&apos;m going with &quot;For which to feed the fairies&quot;</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 05 Jun 2006 05:49:00 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>A very dangerous question...</title>
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  <description>Taken from Ali.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;If you had me alone...locked up in your house for twenty-four hours and I had to do whatever you wanted me to, what would you do with me? Then repost this.&lt;/i&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 01 Jun 2006 04:46:10 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Damn. Never, ever, ever say the words &quot;I am glad I don&apos;t have an alternate&quot; withing fifty feet of a portal to the Nexus. Never. Me, from the night Maureen dumped me. Right before I woke up Korendil. When everything was at its worst...</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 28 May 2006 23:43:18 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Eric sets the little one down on the grass in the middle of Central Park. After establishing a few shields against any baddies that might happen across them, he starts playing softly. &lt;i&gt;Your daughter is safe, and in my care. Come to me &lt;/i&gt;here.&lt;i&gt; She will be returned to you.&lt;/i&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 27 May 2006 23:46:44 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Eric mutters to himself as he glares at the teakettle until it boils. &quot;Teenagers. Can&apos;t live with them, and murder&apos;s too risky.&quot; He snorts.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 24 May 2006 13:25:50 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>A hint of music</title>
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  <description>Eric assembles his flute and raises it slowly to his lips. He holds it there for a moment as he decides what to play. He smiles, and soon the notes of the third Brandenburg Concerto fill the air. He can&apos;t always play the Celtic stuff, after all. He&apos;s always liked the structure, the solidity of Bach&apos;s Brandenburgs.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 21 May 2006 16:31:20 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>All right...</title>
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  <description>I seem to be mentally stable again, at least, as much as I can ever be. As much as I hate to admit it, therapy helps alot. That is, if you&apos;re the one paying the bills, and the therapist isn&apos;t just trying to please your parents. It&apos;s been really quiet lately. Is it wrong of me to be looking into the shadows, wondering what&apos;s next?</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 09 Apr 2006 21:59:04 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Note to self: I need to talk to Dr. Dunaway. I said something to Magnus earlier that made me worry about... myself. Power. All that jazz. Also, need to remember to mention Alec&apos;s problem to her, see if she can help.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 31 Mar 2006 17:43:00 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>((Eric is being reset for serious, back-to-canon roleplaying. To start out with, at least. I&apos;ve lost touch with him over the long period of disuse. He&apos;s going back to the beginning. Any friends he made in various RPs are welcome to continue talking to him, but their relationships might change. And... Sorry, Ellen, but re-applying canon means he&apos;s still with Ria. Not that it matters, as he hasn&apos;t been around for months, anyway. I&apos;m sure she&apos;s living without him. And yes, I know how irritating this is for everyone involved, but it&apos;s the only way I can bring him back to life. And he deserves to live.))</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2005 03:43:48 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Hectic preparations</title>
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  <description>Eric rushed around, tidying up the clutter of a student who doesn&apos;t have much time for cleaning. He shoved most of his posessions in his bedroom, since, unless something unexpected happened, they wouldn&apos;t go in there, and if it DID, then they wouldn&apos;t be thinking about the decor. Or the mess. He blushed slightly, trying to get those thoughts out of his head. After it was, if not spotless, at least neat, he sent a questioning thought towards the roof.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;:Greystone?:&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;:Aye, laddybuck?:&lt;/i&gt; the gargoyle responded, his thoughts even in his colorful Bronx-Irish accent.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;:I&apos;m having a friend over for a bit... She has no magical experience, and I&apos;d like to keep it that way for now. So...:&lt;/i&gt; He broke off, hoping he hadn&apos;t offended his friend.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There was a mental chuckle as Greystone considered that. &lt;i&gt;:So, I take it I&apos;m not invited to the party.:&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;:For now, at least,:&lt;/i&gt; Eric replied gratefully. &lt;i&gt;:I just don&apos;t know how she&apos;d react. I want to ease her into this slowly.:&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;:No prob, kiddo. Have fun.:&lt;/i&gt; There was a distinct leer in the gargoyle&apos;s thought.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;:It&apos;s not like that!:&lt;/i&gt; Eric could feel his cheeks heating.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;:I know, laddybuck. I just love that red color you turn.:&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Oh, shut up,&quot; he muttered. He ran to the kitchen to check his stock of sodas and water for perhaps the fiftieth time.</description>
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  <title>Silly memes... just because I&apos;ve been gone. *Grins*</title>
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  <description>&lt;a name=&quot;cutid1&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;form action=&quot;http://memegen.net/viewmeme.pl?meme=1074706738&quot; method=&quot;POST&quot;&gt;&lt;table style=&quot;font-family : Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; border-collapse: collapse; border: 1px solid black;&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;2&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;th colspan=&quot;2&quot; bgcolor=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#DDDD88&quot;&gt;Going to Hell in a LiveJournal Handbasket by ihavebadideas&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/th&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Username&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;text&quot; name=&quot;armored_username&quot; value=&quot;nybard&quot; size=&quot;20&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; 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style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;gotcanewillpoke&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Turns down the heat for you:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;aussiepblover&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Argues your case for reinstatement to life:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;clever_scamp&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Is the guardian of your own, private Hell:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;claire_kincaid&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Turns out to be Satan:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;best_blue_eyes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Turns out to be Satan&apos;s bitch:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;daemonar&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Performs the ritual to bring you back:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; 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style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;daemonar&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;would gaze at you from afar during rehearsal&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;aussiepblover&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;would be last chair&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;5min_freestyle&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;would talk too much&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;azure_tm_soul&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;would play louder than everyone else&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;mrsjanesmith&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;would be the unrecognized genius of the group&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;wizardmegan&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;would be out of tune&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;devinwizard&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;would want to play all the solos&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;track3driveshft&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;would make a good section leader&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;deadlykiwi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; bgcolor=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;submit&quot; value=&quot;Fill Out Your Answers and Try it!&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; bgcolor=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;-1&quot; color=&quot;#FFFFFF&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://memegen.net/&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#DDDD88&quot;&gt;Quiz created with MemeGen&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;hidden&quot; name=&quot;un&quot; value=&quot;robotliliput&quot;&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;hidden&quot; name=&quot;meme&quot; value=&quot;1074689173&quot;&gt;&lt;/form&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, Charlie is an egotistical solo hound. Who would have guessed?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2005 00:59:59 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Well...</title>
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  <description>Yeah, I know I&apos;ve been gone awhile. Something came up. It happens a lot in my life. *Smiles wryly*</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 04 Jan 2005 16:33:36 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Oh, really?</title>
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  <description>&lt;table style=&quot;font-family : Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; border-collapse: collapse; border: 1px solid black;&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;2&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;form action=&quot;http://memegen.net/viewmeme.pl?meme=1074738024&quot; method=&quot;POST&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;th colspan=&quot;2&quot; bgcolor=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#DDDD88&quot;&gt;The New Years Resolutions of Your LJ Friends by dannygrl0129&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/th&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Username&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;text&quot; name=&quot;armored_username&quot; value=&quot;nybard&quot; size=&quot;20&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;What are you drinking&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;text&quot; name=&quot;What are you drinking&quot; value=&quot;chai tea&quot; size=&quot;20&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Are you naughty?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;text&quot; name=&quot;Are you naughty?&quot; value=&quot;not anymore&quot; size=&quot;20&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Resolves to stop being a drama queen&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;rightbehindya&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Resolves to give fewer but better blowjobs&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;ellen_walker&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Will stop hanging out at junior high schools&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;theprettysinger&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Promises not to lick Barbies in the store&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;sayid&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Will wear underwear more&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;foxy_mcfox&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Will wear underwear on head less&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;vanashke&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Will stop mastubating in public&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;aussiepblover&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Will accept more free sex when offered&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;poison_silk&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Resolves not to molest animals&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;5min_freestyle&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;hidden&quot; name=&quot;un&quot; value=&quot;dannygrl0129&quot;&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;hidden&quot; name=&quot;meme&quot; value=&quot;1074738024&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; bgcolor=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;submit&quot; value=&quot;Fill Out Your Answers and Try it!&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; bgcolor=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;-1&quot; color=&quot;#FFFFFF&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://memegen.net/&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#DDDD88&quot;&gt;Quiz created with MemeGen&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/form&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 04 Jan 2005 01:44:48 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>This year...</title>
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  <description>Let&apos;s see... Well, I found out I had a teenage brother. I found out that that brother had run away and was probably living on the streets somewhere. My parents, apparently, never got any sense and did the SAME damn things to him that they&apos;d done to me. He just ran away while they could still do something about it. Luckily, I found him first. And with him, I also found Ace, who&apos;d run away from her televangelist father who&apos;d been using her singing talent for money, and Jaycie, AKA Jachiel ap Gabreyvys, a young elf from the Unseleigh Court who&apos;d run away as well. Poor kid was drugged out on Coke (the drink, not cocaine. Caffine is the worst drug imaginable for elves.) I got all three kids off the streets, sent Jaycie to Elfhame Misthold for safe keeping, and, of course, stopped some evil people from killing and/or taking over the world. Maybe the load will lighten up this year...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I met a lot of new friends, too. Ellen, Foxy, Skif... I hope you all work out your problems. Know that I&apos;m always here if you need help. Oh, and for the first time, I&apos;ve drawn the attention of the gods. Not sure if I should be worried or overjoyed that Loki and Cupid seem to like me...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Eric Banyon&lt;br /&gt;Bedlam&apos;s Bard</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 30 Dec 2004 23:46:20 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Just thought I&apos;d try this...</title>
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  <description>1.) Copy and paste this into your journal:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;*font color=&quot;yourusername&quot;&amp;gt; &amp;lt;*b&amp;gt;yourusername&amp;lt;*/b&amp;gt; &amp;lt;*/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2.) Eliminate the asterisks&lt;br /&gt;3.) See what color you are&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;nybard&quot;&gt; &lt;b&gt;nybard&lt;/b&gt; &lt;/font&gt;</description>
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